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I CONCUR!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

People that do this stress me out #facebook #public if a relationship is happy no one will hear about it #truth

I know a couple people that do this. They have to be trying to convince themselves because they are not fooling anyone else.

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Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

~KK

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about

@Kayla Barkett Snyder the other night in the parking lot...I have so much to do and tonight I am going home and doing none of it haha

Happy Monday

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

Poor Destinee

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.

Everyone's having babies and getting engaged and I'm just here studying for college

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

Serving my drinks in these tiny glasses is only creating more work for you. Now go and fetch me something more bucket-ish

Sunday morning all you can drink Mamosas. Just bring a pitcher. Seriously, I promise we are going to drink way more than one glass.

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"Taco Bell isn't real mexican food" I know bitch, I'm not going there for authentic mexican cuisine. I'm going there because I'm broke and I like tacos.

Douchebag

Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

Funny Confession Ecard: Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

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