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Isn't this the Truth!

OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Ass Iron in the Arteries and An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth!

Ha! You too? ;)

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The *Answer = "My Itchy *Ears !" "If you're not supposed to stick Q-tips in your Ears, what the Heck are they for ?


Good Morning We all know mirrors don't lie . I'm just grateful that they don't laugh.

Grandchildren ...I can't wait til she's old enough....tear it up, I don't care...fingerpaints...baking cookies....tea parties...dress up...

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Christmas Decor Box Sign. Dear Santa...

please stick to this dear santa :) This saying has good possibilities for a funny Christmas card.


There is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, I hate more than people on cell phones in public bathrooms. If you work in retail it happens ALL the time bc employees take "bathroom breaks" so they can make phone calls.