How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.
Have fun with your neighbors or drive-by internet users by changing your wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van". Of course, those would be the dumbest FBI agents in the world, but it may still make your neighbors stop and think.
All of these beautiful country women have written about their captions- Taylor Swift (Teardrops on my guitar, Picture to Burn, and more) Carrie Underwood (Before he Cheats) Miranda Lambert (Two Black Cadillacs)