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Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

So true.

Funny Confession Ecard: Yes I know, I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

5 minutes....im going to have to show my husband this!

Right this very minute I'm waiting.and it is over 5 minutes. Yet we still love each other.

Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

well, hes not a toddler yet. but yes my time is spent with an 8 month old, a 3 yr old and the rest of of coworkers. And im def the weird one singing kids songs at work unknowingly lol

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To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? I have decades more experience than you! Yep, so true!

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

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