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It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.then I must have some serious skill :D

I can do that on purpose. Ir just takes guts to do it cement, asphalt, and a hard floor.

sillylittleme: “ annesarabia: “ It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces :] ” I KNOW RIGHT? :D ” I have so much Skill I should be an athlete then ;

Happens to me all the time

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. And I've got a lot of skill.

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I feel like I need this on the outside of my classroom door :)

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.


nails except mines reversed because im left handed. no matter how hard i try my left hand just doesnt look as good :(

Nerd is just a 4 letter word. It's a future 6 digit salary

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

So true for me....

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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So true. I hate running. Unless someone is chasing me with said scissors.

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Reread this but say "three hours later" in that voice from spongebob's tv show hahahaha this is me everyday at work

lol...I am telling you if it wasn't for voice notes on my phone I would be lost. @Valerie Lee Charm

Funny pictures about The biggest lie. Oh, and cool pics about The biggest lie. Also, The biggest lie photos.

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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