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28 T-Shirts For When You Literally Cannot

t-shirt with quote "I already want to take a nap tomorrow" naps are the best part of the day! I love sleep! funny t-shirts with quotes

cuss cards | The supply of available curse words - My Lovely Quotes

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

I would probably kill them very slowly and painfully til they bleed <-- posting for that comment

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more like drive a girl to murder. i can't stand Dane Cook but this is hilarious.

Curing the incurable: endometriosis and pregnancy

A Cure for the Incurable: Endometriosis and Pregnancy

Funny Get Well Ecard: Thanks for the unqualified medical advice.

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

truth is.I pin the food that I can't eat. As soon as I am better though.look out food I have 20 pounds to put back on!

I couldn't have said it better myself.

"I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. I shouldn't think this is humorous but I do. I must not give a shit.

Ladies, I'm pissed, and you should be too! Painful pelvic exams may be a sign of endometriosis, and we need to start talking about it.

There I was, sitting in a booth at the Flat Top Grill in Chicago (I chose the booth because I was still pretty tender from my second excision surgery and discoid bowel resection), when it hit me.

Oh, love hate relationshios

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies.

Fowl Language Comics #7

Greeting card artist and dad of two Brian Gordon wanted to create a comic that was a bit more personal than usual. "I thought I had figured out what kids were like and how to parent after the