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athenagoddessof: “ Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you’ll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men Via someecards ”


See, I'm not a grammar Nazi. I just feel bad that people weren't as gifted with spelling as I am.

Fathers'- please remember

Dad - fatherhood quotes - father quotes - single mom - life of a single mother

Sarcasm cool

Sarcasm This is SO ME! This happens to me all of the time, everyone smiles and says oh you are so funny, and I am like no, I am not laughing, telling you the truth really. They laugh and walk away- idiots!

Dear ex-husband.... is it your weekend yet?

Funny Baby Ecard: I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. Don't we all have days like this.


Haha, yea, that's the reason we keep our rooms messy! makes complete sense, and someone could seriously die in my brothers room with all those knives!

He hasn't stopped yet! <3 hopefully he never will!

This is most often from a man's point of view. Men are natural hunters and will do what it takes to catch what they want. Once their target is caught they stop hunting. Their behavior changes often radically.

I knew I had skills, now I know the name for it, who knew its not named Trudi

Balter: (v.) To dance gracelessly, without particular art or skill, but perhaps with some enjoyment. "Perhaps with some enjoyment"

If it's a girl then you better run baby, run faster then you've ever run before, for she killed those flying and hopping in her way :)

Funny hunting sticker: If it flies it dies. If it hops it drops. (With picture of duck and deer)

funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that.   *Yeah really. :P

This is so funny because of two things: this is actually how I feel, & sweet brown!

Exactly how I feel about that ex wife!

Honey for real, The only thing I honestly need to do still is kick your ass for opening your mouth, not like me to let that shit slide no matter wtf went down.