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"A guy grabbed my butt today. It was the second time this week. I turned around and slapped him. He said "it was a joke". I have no clue how it's a joke when you grab a girl's butt "

Someone from Euharlee, Georgia, US posted a whisper, which reads "A guy grabbed my butt today. It was the second time this week. I turned around and slapped him. He said "it was a joke". I have no clue how it's a joke when you grab a girl's butt "

Dear younger men:  A well-tailored suit is to many women as lingerie is to most men.

Someone from Miami, Florida, US posted a whisper in the group Girls into married men, which reads "Dear younger men: A well-tailored suit is to many women as lingerie is to most men.

Our generation needs to stop keeping up with the kardashians and start keeping up with what's going on in the world.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Our generation needs to stop keeping up with the kardashians and start keeping up with what's going on in the world.

You never realize how explicit your music is until you play it around your family

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "You never realize how explicit your music is until you play it around your family "

A teenager tried to shoot Donald Trump at a rally in Vegas. People saying "so sad he didn't succeed." I hate Donald Trump but that's just fucked up. We're better than that.

Someone from Provo, Utah, US posted a whisper, which reads "A teenager tried to shoot Donald Trump at a rally in Vegas. People saying "so sad he didn't succeed." I hate Donald Trump but that's just fucked up.

"Shoutout to all us girls who desperately had to use the cardboard roll when the toilet paper ran out"

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Shoutout to all us girls who desperately had to use the cardboard roll when the toilet paper ran out"

if Justin Bieber can make this much of a comeback, so can my grades

Someone posted a whisper, which reads " if Justin Bieber can make this much of a comeback, so can my grades"

I'd rather see you spank your child and tell them no than have to listen to spoiled little shits throw tantrums in public

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I'd rather see you spank your child and tell them no than have to listen to spoiled little shits throw tantrums in public "

I wish Netflix doubled as a dating site. "Here are 3 other people who binge…

Or in my daughter's case (she's - "Here are 3 other people in your commutable area who also watched all the East Asian dramas AND all the pokemon films in one mammoth binge watch".

I know you're not supposed to leave your kid locked in a car but as a kid I used to beg my mom to leave me in the car when she went shopping so I could nap/didn't have to get up

Someone from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US posted a whisper, which reads "I know you're not supposed to leave your kid locked in a car but as a kid I used to beg my mom to leave me in the car when she went shopping so I could nap/didn't have to get up"

My grandma's logic... "Yes you came out of your mom, but your dad planted you there and he came out of me therefore I'm at a higher rank than your parents so I'll just say it you're a little bitch"

Someone from Phoenix posted a whisper, which reads "My grandma's logic. "Yes you came out of your mom, but your dad planted you there and he came out of me therefore I'm at a higher rank than your parents so I'll just say it you're a little bitch""

Everytime I complete a task, I imagine a banner appearing over my head saying 'Achievement Unlocked'. Gets me through the day.

Everytime I complete a task, I imagine a banner appearing over my head saying 'Achievement Unlocked'.

Me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit with me in the future*

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit with me in the future*"

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