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My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

Cheeses You Didn't Know You Can Eat if You're Lactose Intolerant

Cheeses You Didn’t Know You Can Eat if You’re Lactose Intolerant

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I feel like cheese is the glue that holds my life together.

basically.

My life

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

custom, DIY thigh-high socks from stretch fabric - these are for Mami Tomoe cosplay

E-card: When someone says " I forgot to eat." I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Work is where I bitterly contemplate all of the productive things I could be doing at home. Home is where I watch tv and get on the.

Free, Workplace Ecard: Work is where I bitterly contemplate all of the productive things I could be doing at home. Home is where I watch tv and get on the

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Work sucks. Now accepting applications for 'Sugar Daddy'.

I was and now she's in Heaven and I'm hoping to meet her some day and I'll still be the big sister only this time I'll not only be older.I'll REALLY be the BIG sister

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Not Entirely Perfect: Get Organized // Spring Cleaning

Spring Cleaning Tip: Burn your house down. Is it weird I find this funny even though my house DID burn down?

Brent being "on the trail" was the toughest experience of his military career to date, for both him and our family!

Nothing ruins a Friday faster than the realization that you're also working Sat & Sun ✋ Life of a Nurse

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

I wonder if Heaven is  like being at Target by yourself with a Starbucks in hand with endless amounts of cash  in your envelope...

I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!

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