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For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

(6) Moody, Mouthy and Bitchy

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

My super powers are drinking vodka and judging people.

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

Let's see, I've been called curmudgeon-y, pretentious, and someone has told me they wish I would get Ebola. I responded accordingly. Pretty accurate.

Friends will be friends

TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

I really do..

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

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