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That about says it.

"You read my doormat. That's enough social interaction for one day." I have days like these.

I think I'm going to use this one...

Teacher humor -Dear Students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Your Teacher.

Darling ='s "favorite minion"

The word "darling" is derived from an Old English term meaning "favorite minion". you're my favorite minion. I just told my boyfriend I love being called darling.

Funny Oh no not you again door mat

love photography funny quote Black and White text shoes white vintage friends Home you b&w black door bw again oh no grey hehehehe Oh no black white welcome Rug tênis mat jajaja life as we know it.

The Heiress

"The Heiress"--Montgomery Clift, Olivia DeHavilland "Im Not very good at this Kind of conversation" How i wish to See that film!

this is absolutely for me!!!! I only answer the door for girl scouts lol by bleu.

For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!

I understood nothing  omg no I don’t know which is worse math or Mexican music

So, March every year is Pi day. As in π not pie the delicious yummy treat. So, all the math geeks get their own day! But, March in the year 2015 will be super uber cool.

Do you know who Cave Johnson IS? He's the man who's going to burn life's house down! With the lemons!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5JzS2US6Dc

I'm allergic to lemons. I don't want life's lemons. Then I won't have life. Maybe life doesn't wAnt me. I mean if it's trying to give me lemons. I guess if life gives me lemons I'm just dead anyways:/