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things that make you go hhmmm....

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

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too bad bitching doesn't burn calories.I'd be one skinny bitch!

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

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Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

This makes me chuckle - I do this to my kiddos all the time.  ||  Funny Music Ecard: When someone yells 'STOP', I never know if its in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen...

Funny Music Ecard: When someone yells 'STOP', I never know if its in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

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