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sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

"Given enough ____ I could rule the world" free poster printable from 30 Handmade Days (Dr Pepper, Coke, Diet Coke, Chocolate, Coffee, Frozen Frosting, and Frosting variations)

Dr Pepper Printable: Given Enough Dr Pepper I Could Rule the World

Given enough ____Diet Dr Pepper______ I could rule the world. Printable from (Dr Pepper, Diet Coke, chocolate, frosting,etc)

...or in the morning you wake up early and FORGET why it was you had to get up early!

"Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important." So true. Every day

Pretty sure 400 of these are during the day when they're at school....

This is why my brain hurts at the end of every day. I have a 5 year old that is just now on this kick . a four year old . and a 3 year old who likes the word, "why.

What if it's really what it's all about!?
Makes me miss my Aunt Hattie!!! ;/

What if the "time out corner" became the "Hokey Pokey Clinic" Wouldn't it be more fun to yell "Get over to the hokey pokey clinic RIGHT NOW!" than "Time out chair, now!

This is for Laurie, now you can make a list....lol

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

Clever Nest: C.R.A.P.! Confessions of a DIY Blogger

Funny Confession Ecard: Watching Hoarders is the only thing that inspires me to do housework.

Yesterday?  Should say "The house was clean 10 minutes ago.  Sorry you missed it."

Shockingly Funny Ads Pepsi ads in bulding hehe yes. Funny, mine should read, "The house was clean an hour ago. Sorry you missed it.

funandrun

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

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