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Frustratingly true! bonnib30

Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone doesn’t have it

So true

No, there's a reason. it's called my mind is writing a book at all hours of the day and thinks that sleep is for sissies.yeah sleep at a decent hour just isn't a thing for me:/ ugh

<3

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

I Don't Have An Attitude Problem...

I don’t have attitude problem, i just have a personality you can’t handle.

Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And some actually DO cover your ass when you need them!

Friends Are Like Underpants

I talk to myself!

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.

#funny #stuff

Lurking here is a definite indicator of your inherent weirdness. And welcome to the club! You are now, officially, a Weirdo!

I need to pull this one out for my kids when they are doing homework.

Work life " I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

Oh how many time I have said this!

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.THIS is my fav quote by far, have it on my desk at work for years!

Boring

"Admit it. Life would be so boring without me." This I'm going to say to my sisters every time they get mad at me.

#wisdom   common sense

It's strange how common sense isn't that common anymore. Its strange how common sense isn't that common anymore!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Quote of the day…Karma — Busy Being Fabulous

"Karma's only a bitch if you are." I saw this and felt THANK YOU ----- it always bothers me when people say "Karma's a bitch" as if it is payback. You're not God. God will take care of the rest.

Walk thru life together

Walk beside me friend, and help me cause the neighborhood trouble.

Someone needs to alert me when I'm having one of these days. :)

That awkward moment when you come home, look in the mirror, and think ." i do that all the time my hair be sticken up and shit im thinken damn my friends left me hangin,

Some people

Some people

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day. Don't be a cloud!