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The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love - Quotes

I've been saying this for years

My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

or if you're in my family, it's both... because grandma and grandpa ARE named romeo and juliet :-)

True love isn't Romeo & Juliet, it's Grandma & Grandpa who grew old together.

Always complicate things so much.

Life is not complicated. We are complicated. When we stop doing the wrong things and start doing the right things, life is simple. So starting today… Stop berating yourself for being a work…

my patience ran out. now who do i punch? haha

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

karma

My dream job would be driving the karma bus! Beep beep, I'm coming through!

Life is short

Life is short - Smile while you still have teeth. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Lol this reminded me of you!!!!  You know those moments we get chocked on to say because we're laughing about it first =D

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

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