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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.

I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.  There goes THAT New Year's resolution!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.try a sippy cup, Candi!

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job | Thought Catalog

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job

Funny Workplace Ecard: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone. Yep that's about sums it up.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Just remember, cramps are better than contractions.

Just Remember Cramps Are Better Than Contractions! Yes, unless cramps FEEL like contractions!

If I was dating myself… #someecard....maybe not starbucks but similiar

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. best boyfriend ever.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

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I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me. Or driving!

true #funny

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

Everyone's having babies and getting engaged and I'm just here studying for college

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

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