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so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror ...... Try breaking a condom e-card hahaha

Funny Confession Ecard: If you think 7 years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror.Try breaking a condom.

I rather say, "any girl" before me and "any girl" after me.....alot of WOMAN here....Smile.

'Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it is probably shit' Hilarious e-card


I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

Least thug-like person on the planet, but I'm gonna start saying this...

adding "and shit" at the end of sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: i was playing with my bubbles and shit.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

Yeah so don't flatter yourself ;) haha

Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.


ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday

LMFAO I know nobody's going to repin this, but I bet it made you laugh

It's horribly inappropriate.and sometimes a true statement for men of the past!

for all those bullies.

Better yet get a team of dogs and let them pull you in a wagon.After all, You PULL a wagon.pushing a wagon.well that is just unnecessary work for anyone.