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Me-I wear heels larger than your dick. Dude-You don't wear heels!

No one ever said it was going to be easy!!  But it's a whole lot of isn't it???

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be easy. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

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Get in your fantasy car, and drive back to the basement where you dwell! Sad little life , for the replacement "wife".you are daddies little tool

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Is this why fat people are so fucking huge?put the damn fork down and stop eating fast food.lose weight you damn heffer.as it is you have to turn sideways to get through a door