ready in 5 minutes, funny quotes.so how he feels while im getting ready. its so sad I can see this quote coming true for whoever I date.

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Il cuscino e' esploso..meno male che sei tornato, credevo di morire..

I’m glad you’re back. The pillow exploded. I thought I was going to die! My fat girls.

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