JL Love her! "When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say, “Oh, I’m addicted to working out.” I just want to punch those people in the face.
livingstatuesimmobilized: “On Saturday night, I told her “Please go into the kitchen and stand there, and when I unfreeze you, make us both some breakfast.” She probably assumed that I meant that I would unfreeze her the next morning.