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Kid: who are you? Suspect: I'm Bob. Kid: why are you here? Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother Kid: why? Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother Kid: why? Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents. Kid: why? Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids. Kid: why? Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along. Kid: why? Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him. Kid: why? Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him? Kid: why? Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family? Kid: Why? Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still... VIA Kid: why? Suspect: just because. Kid: because why? Suspect: because I said so! Kid: why? Kid: whyyyy? Kid: why why why why why why why why whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyw Kid: Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST Kid: why Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow! Kid: why Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY Kid: WHYWHYWH YWH YWH YWH YWH YWH YWH YWH- Kid: WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother! I KILED THEM ALL!!! Kid: why Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED Kid: why Suspect: I...I don't know. Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes. Kid: can I have a lollipop now? Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner. Kid: why Head Detective: oh dear god - iFunny
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