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Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!'  Oh shit

Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!' Oh shit

RyanDude you were so drunk last night! | What!? Was not! | U picked up my little sister and shook her saying 'dora! How did you get out of t...

RyanDude you were so drunk last night! | What!? Was not! | U picked up my little sister and shook her saying 'dora! How did you get out of t...

Funny Text Of The Day

Funny Text Of The Day

Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

THIS IS SPARTA

THIS IS SPARTA

You know you need to be cut off when.

You know you need to be cut off when.

A Sign You Might Be Too Drunk to Be Texting Right Now

A Sign You Might Be Too Drunk to Be Texting Right Now

wonder who he's talking to? My guess is either Iggy (which would be an interesting turn of tables) or Ivan.

wonder who he's talking to? My guess is either Iggy (which would be an interesting turn of tables) or Ivan.

He's free now

He's free now

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