Funnel Cake Bites: start by mixing milk, egg, vanilla, and butter - add in salt, baking soda, and sugar; slowly include flour and mix... pour mixture into a giant gallon bag - Set aside for a few minutes. Pour about a 1/2 inch of vegetable oil into a deep frying pan. Let it heat up for about 2 minutes of high then turn down to a low medium. ...make little dots in the oil. Let it sit for about a minutes and then slowly flip them over.