My "treat yo self" is usually "ooooh carbs.... and cheese... and more carbs... and cheese" the struggle is real
HA HA.... I so know someone I could say this to.
Any time a woman jokes that she's crazy, don't be fooled because that's her way of saying that if you mess with her, she'll fucking kill you.
There's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny!
looks like karma took care of it for me. it helps that your mom had that witch nose because she gave it to you. too bad you didn't get her baby t rex arm Lmao
At least I have the last part right
Being an adult...