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My "treat yo self" is usually "ooooh carbs.... and cheese... and more carbs... and cheese" the struggle is real

My "treat yo self" is usually "ooooh carbs.... and cheese... and more carbs... and cheese" the struggle is real

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HA HA.... I so know someone I could say this to.

HA HA.... I so know someone I could say this to.

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Any time a woman jokes that she's crazy, don't be fooled because that's her way of saying that if you mess with her, she'll fucking kill you.

Any time a woman jokes that she's crazy, don't be fooled because that's her way of saying that if you mess with her, she'll fucking kill you.

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There's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny!

There's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny!

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;-)

;-)

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True story

True story

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looks like karma took care of it for me. it helps that your mom had that witch nose because she gave it to you. too bad you didn't get her baby t rex arm Lmao

looks like karma took care of it for me. it helps that your mom had that witch nose because she gave it to you. too bad you didn't get her baby t rex arm Lmao

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At least I have the last part right

At least I have the last part right

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Being an adult...

Being an adult...

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