S.H.I.E.L.D Human Resources Dept., To address one of the issues we had last year, unless you really are extraterrestrial in origin, you are to answer the ‘race’ category honestly, and please remember that “awesome,” “superhero,” “Avenger,” and even “Midgardian” are NOT considered races. Mr. Stark is reminded that arguing that he is “out of this world” doesn’t make him any less human.

S.H.I.E.L.D Human Resources Dept., To address one of the issues we had last year, unless you really are extraterrestrial in origin, you are to answer the ‘race’ category honestly, and please remember that “awesome,” “superhero,” “Avenger,” and even “Midgardian” are NOT considered races. Mr. Stark is reminded that arguing that he is “out of this world” doesn’t make him any less human.

Loki and Mr. Stark are reminded that it is prohibited to reprogram the Helicarrier’s intranet dictionary to display “Thor Odinson” and show Thor’s ID photo as the definition of the word “gullible.”

Loki and Mr. Stark are reminded that it is prohibited to reprogram the Helicarrier’s intranet dictionary to display “Thor Odinson” and show Thor’s ID photo as the definition of the word “gullible.”

Although most things with the word "Stark" in the name are trademarked, and therefore the intellectual property of Tony Stark, the term "stark naked" is not one of them. This means, that no matter what he says, Stark does not actually own anyone as soon as the clothes come off. Stark, stop trying to use this as an excuse to see agents naked.

Although most things with the word "Stark" in the name are trademarked, and therefore the intellectual property of Tony Stark, the term "stark naked" is not one of them. This means, that no matter what he says, Stark does not actually own anyone as soon as the clothes come off. Stark, stop trying to use this as an excuse to see agents naked.

Memos from Fury: “Agent Romanoff is reminded that the CIA’s experiments with L.S.D. ended in the 1970s. It is our request that she stop lacing the break-room coffee with it, no matter how ‘amusing’ she finds the results. Agent Romanoff will be paying for Agent Rogers’ therapy appointments resulting from his bad trip”Memos From Fury

Memos from Fury: “Agent Romanoff is reminded that the CIA’s experiments with L.S.D. ended in the 1970s. It is our request that she stop lacing the break-room coffee with it, no matter how ‘amusing’ she finds the results. Agent Romanoff will be paying for Agent Rogers’ therapy appointments resulting from his bad trip”Memos From Fury

[Submitted by: rover09  The Requisitions Department would like to remind all staff that when filling out supply requisition forms, ass-load, shit-load, and butt-load are not proper numbers. Any forms using them as numbers will be ignored.  They would also like to remind Dr. Banner that supplies do not come in fractional or decimal amounts. We do not have 3.14 boxes of shatter-proof test-tubes.]

[Submitted by: rover09 The Requisitions Department would like to remind all staff that when filling out supply requisition forms, ass-load, shit-load, and butt-load are not proper numbers. Any forms using them as numbers will be ignored. They would also like to remind Dr. Banner that supplies do not come in fractional or decimal amounts. We do not have 3.14 boxes of shatter-proof test-tubes.]

from the desk of nick fury.

from the desk of nick fury.

Not on my command bridge

Not on my command bridge

The Allied victory in World War Two was the result of the hard work and sacrifice of many nations. In light of that fact:  —Mr. Stark and Agent Barton will apologize to the members of Excalibur for implying that the Avengers or the U.S.A. “saved [their] asses in the war.”  —Same as above, but to the French ambassador.  —Agent Romanov will apologize to everyone and help Mr. Stark fix whatever the hell she did to everyone’s ring-tones.

The Allied victory in World War Two was the result of the hard work and sacrifice of many nations. In light of that fact: —Mr. Stark and Agent Barton will apologize to the members of Excalibur for implying that the Avengers or the U.S.A. “saved [their] asses in the war.” —Same as above, but to the French ambassador. —Agent Romanov will apologize to everyone and help Mr. Stark fix whatever the hell she did to everyone’s ring-tones.

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