me...I have called into school telling them I was attending my own funeral...they told me to make sure when I returned to bring a copy of the funeral pamphlet

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Rotten cards

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You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

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yourecards | your-e-cards-miltonious-05 |

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And you know it's working when you don't recognize them when you see them-hahaha!

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truly - control freak stories like these can't be made up. Thank you for all the laughs you give me and my friends.

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Funny Pictures – 45 Pics

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Gotta have a sense of humor when you're married <3

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I'm really needy and I require a lot of attention, but I also like my space and get annoyed at clinginess so I don't know what to tell you.

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17 More Of The Best Cards From Rotten E-Cards. You're Gonna Drown In Sarcasm.@Tammy Johnson Hicks

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