'Audio Fartatum' by Cory Loftis - 'I love the idea of the "dork" clique in a school for magic. The idea that there's cool magic and lame magic. Like the football captain shows up on a unicorn to take the prettiest girl in school out on a date. And then there are just a bunch of loser wizards sitting in a basement, using their wands to make fart noises. Sprout and Longbottom are the fart noise wizards...not the ulitmate date unicorn wizards.'