Top 20 Funniest Pick-Up Lines for Nurses: http://www.nursebuff.com/2014/07/top-20-funniest-pick-up-lines-for-nurses/

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin "ME" Gloven wishes you happiness and true love this Valentines day

Me: *flirts with someone*  Them: *flirts back*  Me: oh shit, i never thought it would get this far. what am i supposed to do now?!

Someone from Parañaque posted a whisper, which reads " Me: *flirts with someone* Them: *flirts back* Me: oh shit, i never thought it would get this far. what am i supposed to do now?

awesome Man I hate this because being a female cop & soldier I'm usually the only female...

Man I hate this because being a female cop & soldier I'm usually the only female

Man I hate this because being a female cop & soldier I'm usually the only female, I look at my colleagues as brothers nothing more. And I don't want your man ladies!

"I'm a girl with  the sense of  humor of a dude  and flirting skills  of an awkward teenager.  It's a bad combo. "

Someone from Citrus Heights, California, US posted a whisper in the group BBW 420 Girls and Their Admires, which reads "I'm a girl with the sense of humor of a dude and flirting skills of an awkward teenager. It's a bad combo.

"16 Pickup Lines That Would Work On Any Book Lover" via Buzzfeed (just a teensy bit NSFW...) http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/pickup-lines-that-would-work-on-any-book-lover

16 Pickup Lines That Would Work On Any Book Lover

"16 Pickup Lines That Would Work On Any Book Lover" via Buzzfeed (just a teensy bit NSFW...) http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/pickup-lines-that-would-work-on-any-book-lover

Hey, I found this really awesome Etsy listing at https://www.etsy.com/listing/170932118/cardiac-muscle-card

You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly: Mu ultimate nerd crush.

Our continued flirting & pretending not to be attracted to each other is the highlight of my day.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Our continued flirting & pretending not to be attracted to each other is the highlight of my day

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am.

Ok, so I know this is supposed to be a heart felt sentence, but I got distracted and thought that the background picture was Sumara from the Ring.

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