Burlesque (2010) - The first thing that is wrong with this movie is that there is no burlesque. There is no striptease, much less stripping, to be had. Then there's Christina. Which is more implausible, the idea that she is supposed to be from a small town (with an LA accent), or the idea that she can act? The plot is predictable and flat, Ms. Cher notwithstanding. Tucci does what he can.