Successful Marriage Formula = Love > Annoyance

Successful Marriage Formula = Love > Annoyance

No one pisses me off more than you do, but I have never loved anyone as much as I love you as well! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

No one pisses me off more than you do, but I have never loved anyone as much as I love you as well! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I don't need you to write me a love letter, darling. Just smack my butt and say 'I'm glad this ass is mine!'

I don't need you to write me a love letter, darling. Just smack my butt and say 'I'm glad this ass is mine!'

Once Upon Your Dreams

Once Upon Your Dreams

[Hahahahaha]   Oh ya - isn't that the d@mmmm truth

[Hahahahaha] Oh ya - isn't that the d@mmmm truth

I love you, and I'm sorry to freeze to you with my feet , but you're so so warm, and that's some really funny shit to do!

I love you, and I'm sorry to freeze to you with my feet , but you're so so warm, and that's some really funny shit to do!

Signs that you do too much

And being the caregiver in a codependent relationship can make you feel pretty bad about yourself, tbh.

Signs that you do too much

But mostly for the body heat

But mostly for the body heat

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Relationship ecard

Relationship ecard

Relationships ecard: Two golden rules of  life:  1.  The wife or girlfriend  is always right.  2.  If you feel she is  wrong, slap yourself  and read rule1again.

Relationships ecard: Two golden rules of life: 1. The wife or girlfriend is always right. 2. If you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule1again.

Im not ready to be in a profile picture with you.

Im not ready to be in a profile picture with you.

this is how I feel all the time! stop telling me how much you miss him you just saw him.

this is how I feel all the time! stop telling me how much you miss him you just saw him.

Funny bullshit relationship ecard

Funny bullshit relationship ecard

'Saving myself for someone who isn't a douchebag' should totally be a Facebook relationship status.

'Saving myself for someone who isn't a douchebag' should totally be a Facebook relationship status.

I hope our relationship lasts longer than Taylor Swifts next five.

I hope our relationship lasts longer than Taylor Swifts next five.

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