Successful Marriage Formula = Love > Annoyance
No one pisses me off more than you do, but I have never loved anyone as much as I love you as well! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I don't need you to write me a love letter, darling. Just smack my butt and say 'I'm glad this ass is mine!'
Once Upon Your Dreams
[Hahahahaha] Oh ya - isn't that the d@mmmm truth
I love you, and I'm sorry to freeze to you with my feet , but you're so so warm, and that's some really funny shit to do!
Signs that you do too much
But mostly for the body heat
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Relationships ecard: Two golden rules of life: 1. The wife or girlfriend is always right. 2. If you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule1again.
Im not ready to be in a profile picture with you.
this is how I feel all the time! stop telling me how much you miss him you just saw him.
Funny bullshit relationship ecard
'Saving myself for someone who isn't a douchebag' should totally be a Facebook relationship status.
I hope our relationship lasts longer than Taylor Swifts next five.