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What Would Receiving a Text Message from Your Dog Be Like? It Would Go Something Like This...

Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!'  Oh shit

Ownage & ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling & MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!& Oh shit

Sounds Like Someone Had One Too Many Butterbeers...

33 "I Wasn't That Drunk" Texts From People Who Were Definitely That Drunk

Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking unable to remember your 80 proof-antics from the night before? Sometimes when you aren’t sure exactly what happened.

Epic text - Your party was awesome - http://jokideo.com/epic-text-your-party-was-awesome/

Potato :3

But I had a lovely conservation w that potato. such a gentleman . He really played it off how he got an Oscar for his performance!

Sometimes It's the Thought That Counts

33 "I Wasn't That Drunk" Texts From People Who Were Definitely That Drunk

Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!

Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

Then he went to burger shot and yelled at the clerk, "whats your nam!" The clerk said, "Squidward haha" I said, " Give me the krabby pattie formula!

Drunk texting Doctor Who style.<< Aaaannnnd now I have a new item on my bucket list.

Excuse the language. It's what you get for drunk texting a Whovian. I hope this person spent all night walking around graveyards all night looking for the TARDIS

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Other - TomHow drunk was IYou know that squirrel outside my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?YeahYou tried throwing it in my pool while screaming 'SANDY CHEEKS, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU.

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