The 25 Best drunk texts messages
But I had a lovely conservation w that potato. such a gentleman . He really played it off how he got an Oscar for his performance!
Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking unable to remember your 80 proof-antics from the night before? Sometimes when you aren’t sure exactly what happened.
Funny Texts - Part - 3
Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!