And at that moment i realized, i didn't want to do a b and e, I just wanted to kick down a door

I love Dane Cook! Thank you JSM, I don't know where my life would be without Dane Cook in it :)

Some of Dane Cook's funniest quotes.

Hilarious Dane Cook Quotes That are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

Comedy is a very a large part of people's subcultures because we all love the people who can make us laugh. Being entertained is very important to people.

Dane Cook’s revenge

This is one of many skits from Dane Cook. This has got to be one of my favorite comedy skit! Dane Cook is one of my favorite comedians. :) Please Comm.

Good ole Dane Cook! Lol

When you're not super creative and the stupid computer says this bs

If you want to drive a girl insane simply delete her Pinterest page. It's like destroying her memories, hopes & desires. -Dane Cook.

If this is really a Dane Cook joke, it is perhaps the only one I have ever laughed at. Spot on, Dane.

Sydney! Dane cook "and the shark grabbed my leg. Well how did you get away? Well I punched him and he ahh let me go! So your telling me a you punched a great white shark and the fucking shark goes ALRIGHTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me, sir…

silly pic of shark jumping out of water and guy saying i was looking at the water meme

I hope a lumberjack cuts you down and they print the bible on you! hahaahah

Dane Cook: God bless you. Dane Cook: What am I supposed to say when an atheist sneezes?

Dane Cook, The Atheist!


tombstone engraved R.P, here lies an athiest all dressed up and no place to go.

Dane Cook Cracks Jokes About Aurora Shooting

Dane Cook Cracks Jokes About Aurora Shooting

Hear the clip from his performance last night at the Laugh Factory. Always keepin' it classy, Dane.

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?