lol @Katie Flener I can see this in 40 more years being a reality;0)
what your drink says about you
I assume this is in front of a bar. Where would the equivalent for a wife be? Mall, hair salon, spa? respirit
terribly funny but it looks like it works
...that awkward moment when your dog looks like a penis. bwahahaha!!!!
you never know you're truly drunk until you can't walk by yourself
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