"When you're so short that the sun visor in the car is absolutely no help"

"When you're so short that the sun visor in the car is absolutely no help"

Remember: I can punch you where it hurts easier. Girl or boy.

Remember: I can punch you where it hurts easier. Girl or boy.

Oh this reminds me of Tanya who would walk around with her hand stretched out at about my height never say anything and people would point right behind her and say "shes right there" :-) nothing like good friends

Oh this reminds me of Tanya who would walk around with her hand stretched out at about my height never say anything and people would point right behind her and say "shes right there" :-) nothing like good friends

Almost everything is true, but not the shoe and sometimes clothing size.  However, I can fit into a shirt I got in the 5th grade.  Granted, it was too big for me in the 5th grade, but it still fits :)

Almost everything is true, but not the shoe and sometimes clothing size. However, I can fit into a shirt I got in the 5th grade. Granted, it was too big for me in the 5th grade, but it still fits :)

Short People Problem #162 you so used to it, you don't care

Short People Problem #162 you so used to it, you don't care

Yes, I am small. I am just under 5". (No, I'm not kidding. Yes, that is small.) No, I'm no legally a dwarf. No, I do not like the North Pole. I am not Santa's Little Helper. Yes, I do smell farts first. This has been a nice conversation.

Yes, I am small. I am just under 5". (No, I'm not kidding. Yes, that is small.) No, I'm no legally a dwarf. No, I do not like the North Pole. I am not Santa's Little Helper. Yes, I do smell farts first. This has been a nice conversation.

I'm the short friend. This makes me feel empowered.

I'm the short friend. This makes me feel empowered.

...it's about as annoying as the Ginger & Mary Ann jokes! At some point you just start making fun of the other person for stating the obvious.

...it's about as annoying as the Ginger & Mary Ann jokes! At some point you just start making fun of the other person for stating the obvious.

Short girl problems:  Being called cute starts to sound like an insult

Short girl problems: Being called cute starts to sound like an insult

New Funny Minions Pictures   :)

New Funny Minions Pictures

New Funny Minions Pictures :)

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