"When you're so short that the sun visor in the car is absolutely no help"
Remember: I can punch you where it hurts easier. Girl or boy.
Oh this reminds me of Tanya who would walk around with her hand stretched out at about my height never say anything and people would point right behind her and say "shes right there" :-) nothing like good friends
Short People Problem #162 you so used to it, you don't care
Yes, I am small. I am just under 5". (No, I'm not kidding. Yes, that is small.) No, I'm no legally a dwarf. No, I do not like the North Pole. I am not Santa's Little Helper. Yes, I do smell farts first. This has been a nice conversation.
I'm the short friend. This makes me feel empowered.
...it's about as annoying as the Ginger & Mary Ann jokes! At some point you just start making fun of the other person for stating the obvious.