story of my life lol

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

How I usually feel.

I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house. My mom

Always will.

All of that is true apart from I have watched friends more than 5 times try 10 times or more I absolutely love friends so much!

I have some haters out there that I will prove wrong.Sometimes I feel like giving up, then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

children's memories

To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you must be in their lives today! ~ Make them lots and lots of happy memories.

In life.make mistakes, have wonderful memories, but never second guess who you are, where you have been, and most importantly where it is you're going


You attract what you are, not what you want. So if you want it then reflect it! -(This explains why certain women I know attract nothing or losers-that's what they are.


Funny pictures about Fingers and their meaning. Oh, and cool pics about Fingers and their meaning. Also, Fingers and their meaning.

pretty much LOL

This is why i don't call vacations vacations anymore, they are family experiences. Nothing is a vacation with two small kids. A Beach Vacation Without Your Kids vs. With Your Kids