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wtf?!? so if the cops pick you up for robbing a bank, you expect to get off scot free cos the doors were open? “Freeze! Drop the money!” “What?... oh no man, its cool, the bank left their doors unlocked! Free for all am I right?” “Oh shit man, sorry, yeah you’re free to go. They were totally asking for it; that bank definitely won’t be seeing trial!”

wtf?!? so if the cops pick you up for robbing a bank, you expect to get off scot free cos the doors were open? “Freeze! Drop the money!” “What?... oh no man, its cool, the bank left their doors unlocked! Free for all am I right?” “Oh shit man, sorry, yeah you’re free to go. They were totally asking for it; that bank definitely won’t be seeing trial!”

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"Take a writer away from his typewriter and ll you have left is the sickness that started his writing in the first place.

My friends would always ask me for my lighter on April 20th, cause they ain't got one. Same exact answer from me everytime... "Buy your own fucking lighterrrr!!"

My friends would always ask me for my lighter on April 20th, cause they ain't got one. Same exact answer from me everytime... "Buy your own fucking lighterrrr!!"